Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, Zune etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits:
I am leaving you because I don't love you - Jens Lekman

Waking Up:
Mermaid Part B - Flight of the Conchords

First Day At School:
Plenty of Water for Mud - Quinn Walker

Falling In Love:
GFN - Kanye West feat. Kardinal Official

Fight Song:
Banquet (Phones Disco Edit) - Bloc Party

Breaking Up:
King James Version - Billy Bragg

Prom night:
All the old showstoppers - the New Pornographers

Life:
Is this Love? - Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

Mental Breakdown:
Out of Nowhere - Cody Chesnutt

Driving:
This Little Girl - Gary U.S. Bonds

Flashback:
500 Miles Away From Home - Bobby Bare

Getting back together:
I Have Friends in Holy Spaces - Panic At The Disco

Wedding:
Shaky City - the Plimsouls

Birth of Child:
Bartender's Blues - George Jones

Final Battle:
Flextone (JD Twitch's Optimo Edit) - Liquid Liquid

Funeral Song:
Weed Party -  Band of Horses



Final Credits: (Pick 3 songs)
1. Distant Dreamer - Duffy
2. We've Got Tonight - Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band
3. 96 Tears - Question Mark & The Mysterians

I have a new apartment.  In the bathroom, over the toilet paper dispenser, someone has put a "United We Stand" bumper sticker.  I can't help thinking it's some grand misogynist statement, ie: "You're not a real patriot unless you can pee standing up."  In other somewhat suggestive news - while packing, I found my copy of Portnoy's Complaint had been partially devoured by a  rodent of some kind.

One of the guys on the cover of this album is Jack White.  Can you tell which one?  I can't.

Today I somehow cut my finger while leaving the grocery store.  I contemplated letting it bleed until it scabbed over, but then I remembered there was a first aid kit in the grandpamobile I am now driving.  It was rusted shut, and it took me a good while to pry the thing open.  The contents?  Burn emollient, calamine, and mentholatum.  And three very old, fat band-aids with the wrappers falling off of them.  Now I'm no longer bleeding, but I'm worried that band-aid might have infected me with something. 

A lot of people I know have found hope in Barack Obama.  I haven't.  I like what he says; he seems like a nice guy, but nothing in his record has indicated to me that he is anything other than an ordinary, everyday politician who's an exceptional public speaker.  So where do I find hope?  Pizza Hut now has a desktop widget.  You no longer have to call them.  Or even visit their website.  Just click a button on your desktop.  And they'll deliver you a pizza.   I also find hope in Jesus.  Just so you know.